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Greater minds than us have tried and failed to pull of this feat for centuries

You may still get kicked out

it seems like the War On Poverty was scrapped in favor of a War On Drugs that aimed (and succeeded) to tear apart black communities and fill private prisons

Feel like cosplaying as a teenage college student with exceptional athletic ability and Spartan-like training while you smash hoagies and put away beers by the pitcher

but most people won't understand what you're doing

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